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eu-moro-de-baixo-de-sua-cama: At Hogwarts: In the Tardis: In the Shire: In the Impala: In 221B Baker Street: In Camelot: In the Pokemon world At Avengers Mansion: In Storybrooke: The Warehouse: The Jeffersonian: Dalton Academy: Narnia: Playing Sburb The Truffula Valley: With the Hetalia gang: In Asgard:
Avengers lost to the Katy Perry movie.
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shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full!
Realist: The glass is there.
Opportunist: *drinks the water*
Hypochondriac: The glass is crawling with bacteria.
Hipster: The glass was there before it had water.
Engineer: The glass is structurally sound.
Manager: The glass isn't want I wanted.
Scientist: The glass is full of H2O, various other molecules suspended in the water and an Oxygen atmospheric mix.
Inventor: The glass can be made better, and I just did. Make it better I mean.
Salesman: The glass can be yours for 4 easy payments of just $19.99 - hurry and you'll get one more for no extra charge!
Facebook: The glass needs some likes - if you don't like it then it will never be full again!
Twitter: The glass is here.
Pinterest: The glass can be made following this recipe.
Instagram: The glass looks like this in my hand, as I am drinking it.
Google+: The glass is in your circle of 'Dishware'.
DeviantArt: The glass has at least 790,000 differing versions.
Tumblr: The glass has been fandomed.
Supernatural: The glass has holy water.
Doctor Who: The glass is actually a portal to another universe where it is a female named Crystal.
Sherlock: The glass is actually a type of Tumbler known as a "Highball Glass". Though without breaking it, it would be near impossible to tell where it was crafted.
Avengers: The glass is charged with power from the tesseract.
Loki: The glass, there is nothing wrong wi-EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE
Thor: The glass, I like it. ANOTHER! *smash*
Me: The water's poisoned
deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors
Facebook vs Tumblr - Sherlock Edition
go-away-anderson: thegreatimpression: Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook: Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr: Someone sends you a Facebook message: Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox: Loses a friend on Facebook: Loses a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr: Scrolling through Facebook: Scrolling through Tumblr: Facebook at 2am: ...
If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock...
jennstarkid: everything will be explained later
wellisntthispeachy: mindifislytherin: you-me-and-loki: The wonderful thing about Time Lords Is that Time Lords are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber And their bottoms are made out of springs! They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! But the most wonderful thing about Time Lords Is that I’m the only- …oh. I hate you No, I didn’t...
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chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
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Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.